kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via dj-cynthisizer)

it’s only wednesday and i’m already a fucking mess at work. i can’t keep anything organized, i have like 10 open demo sessions, one demo session that i already billed out but has an extra invoice so i have to do ANOTHER bill out just for that one invoice. DUMB.

ugh i just want it to be the weekend so i can refresh my brain and come back with a clean slate and a clear mind.

whippit-princess:

lasso:



Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994



was this when he was mayor

whippit-princess:

lasso:

Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

was this when he was mayor

(via hellokristen)

164 plays
Kimbra,
The Golden Echo (Deluxe Version)
344 plays
Sophie

you’re welcomeeeeeee 

tastefullyoffensive:

If Alcohol Labels Told the Truth [via]

Previously: Honest Company Slogans

(via megantrussell)

You can never laugh too much or have too many orgasms.
Michael Faudet (via perfect)

(via brightfallmorn)

there’s always going to be a part of me that wishes that i would have gone to a 4 year college straight out of high school, to have gotten that freshman experience in a dorm and feel the comradery between me and my peers, to go to the football games and have that 4 year experience.

but then i realize that i might not be where i am now had i chosen that path. would i be sitting at an office on music row hanging out with songwriters, listening to songs before anyone else hears them and walking to lunch and sitting next to tyler farr? probably not. chances are, i would have stayed in Georgia, maybe had gone to UGA or GA Southern or somewhere of the sort, majored in business or english like i thought i was going to do. i’d probably be a teacher or a boring manager somewhere.

i will always wonder “what if” but at least i know i’m where i’m supposed to be for now, at least. 

SO MANY PEOPLE WALKING IN FRONT OF MY BUILDING FOR THE STUPID JAKE OWEN BEACH PARTY.

DON’T PARK HERE. GO HOME. 

hungerfirejay:

tro-yler:

lostincape-town:

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

Dude I don’t even shower everyday

^^^IM NOT ALONE

Who does shower every day;o

Who even needs to shave their legs every day? Also, shaving anything too often can damage your skin, regardless of the use of creams and lotions. Give your skin a break, ladies, Embrace the stubble. 

(via puttingtheforkdown)

michaelsnot:

getting super stoked about hanging out in Nashville with ashtonshutup this weekend!!!!

Wooo! Too stoked! It’s gonna be a blast!