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Y’all I have the cutest cousin ever. She’s so happy and smart and beautiful I just love her so much!

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

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WOODSTOCK, 1969

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The wifi at my parents house isn’t working. ABANDON SHIP. TAKE ME BACK TO CIVILIZATION.

raynarvaezjunior:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

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bonus:

reasons why i stop replying: 

  1. i’m busy
  2. you’re boring
  3. i’m mad
  4. you replied with one word
  5. you asked for a pic

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fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

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allthingseurope:

Oliwa, Poland (by W. Hehemann)

if you are also lying on your bed, staring at the ceiling listening to bad books on vinyl while second guessing your life decisions, message me so we can get married.

I sometimes wish I moved further away for a job than just Nashville. That way there would actually be a reason as to why my friends didn’t want to come see me/hang out.

I love my hair like this

vietnamesemodel:

starting the boyfriend challenge

i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours

or they can just donate to me

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tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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you

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